What is is about pontiffs and sex?

That famous homophobe Tenzin Gyatso is in Bloomington, Indiana on his latest speaking tour. Tickets are going for $50 (although I have heard that IU students can buy this ticket to nirvana for as little as $15). That's a pretty cheap price for enlightenment but the Catholic World Youth Day is charging the same $50 price for their cheapest tickets, which includes meals (as part of a 4 tier 'from each according to their ability' scheme). I think Catholicism's better value, who'd have thought!

Anyway, I've seen quite a few Buddhist monks on campus in the last day or two, but not the llama himself.